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Cash Demotivational Poster


JOHNNY CASH HOLDING A KITTEN. - Behold the only man who can be a bad ass, christian, country, rock star, kitten lover!


TAGS: johnny cash holding a kitten
Rating: 4.55/5

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CloudchaserS - February 19, 2013, 4:59 am, #243596
I also like Ring Of Fire, both the original and the very well done speed metal version by Acid Drinkers.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 19, 2013, 3:23 am, #243595
Not really but I do sing okay.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 19, 2013, 3:21 am, #243594
Like someone once said misery breeds creativity. Nothing great has ever came from anyone who was too happy.
Silverheart - February 19, 2013, 2:28 am, #243593
We like a lot of the same music. You play?
MissPriss - February 19, 2013, 2:21 am, #243592
Down down down in a burning ring of fire...Anusol can fix that, now on sale at your local pharmacy and Walmart stores. Couldn't resist...yep John was a badass but he went through a lot and over came alot too, and that's what made his music so real.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 19, 2013, 1:01 am, #243591
Ha,ha,ha that's one sad / funny song. My favorite Johnny song is "When The Man Comes Around" that song kicks a**.
CloudchaserS - February 19, 2013, 12:39 am, #243590
I remember a British music magazine doing a list of the 100 greatest song parts. #1 was "My name is Sue! How do you do! Now you gonna die!"
nicholsjoshua15 - February 18, 2013, 11:53 pm, #243587
I don't like country music either, most of it is just too one dimensional for me, but Johnny was great. Johnny is right up there with The Doors, R.E.M., Nirvana, and Smashing Pumpkins as the best ever(in my opinion)!
Silverheart - February 18, 2013, 11:00 pm, #243585
This is much better. I don't like a lot of country music, but Johnny Cash is great. True American bad-ass.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 18, 2013, 9:59 pm, #243583
He was a drug addict, but he stopped and became an anti drug advocate.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 18, 2013, 9:58 pm, #243582
I was gonna do "Your Argument Is Invalid", but I decided to give credit where credit is due.
Silverheart - February 18, 2013, 9:38 pm, #243580
At least it wasnt another of those 'your argument is invalid' posters.
PapaFox - February 18, 2013, 9:31 pm, #243579
And drug addict.


JOHNNY CASH - The Original Greybeard Not dead, just picking chicks up in Reno.


TAGS: johnny cash greybeard reno
Rating: 4.77/5

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GreyScorpion - September 14, 2010, 9:49 pm, #193859
so it appears 92754
agdaniele - September 14, 2010, 8:24 pm, #193841
Picking up chicks in Reno isn't that impressive... trust me.
DLM4 - September 14, 2010, 11:44 am, #193810
glad to see someone giving Johnny his well deserved respect, 5 trips to folsom to you


Man in Black -


TAGS: johnny cash rebel
Rating: 4.92/5

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EmilioDumphque - June 20, 2013, 11:59 am, #246849
?? I wear white for the same reason. (and it's cooler in summer)
Reality Lord - June 19, 2013, 4:41 pm, #246816

real real nice bob....strong 5l from me


MONEY IS THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL - I will save you from evil, my children. Send me all your evil money. Preacher Man will save your souls.


TAGS: amen and hallelujah cash or money orders only
Rating: 2.08/5

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EvilGod - May 25, 2013, 11:45 pm, #246027
The quote is "The love of money is the root of all evil". You still make a valid point though.
falloutghoul - September 22, 2011, 8:02 pm, #224499
Agreed!
twistedone - February 10, 2010, 11:36 am, #157113
The second root of all evil: RELIGION!!! it's total and complete bull****!!!


OBI-WAN KENOBI - He might be a Jedi master, but he totally sucks at "Cash Cab"


TAGS: cash cab
Rating: 3.21/5

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BEATING THE SYSTEM -




TOYOTA - Just like the vehicles, the jokes are not stopping.


TAGS: toyota bet that cash for clunkers seemed like a good idea now ja****ses
Rating: 3.71/5

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Derek - March 11, 2010, 1:11 am, #163829
Looks like you found a solution there though
ICEMAN - March 10, 2010, 10:58 pm, #163802
Truth


EXCUSE ME -


TAGS: cashier register tupac eminem 50 cents
Rating: 3.33/5

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Derek - October 11, 2011, 12:37 am, #224931
From the look of what's in stock, you could be waiting a while, thank goodness.


BITCH - Betta Have My Money!


TAGS: b**** dog better have my money cash
Rating: 2.07/5

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Krissie - August 22, 2009, 10:00 pm, #110944
LMFAO, WTF!!!! that was a great comment....
WTF - June 19, 2009, 11:44 am, #88255
Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a b****?
yeah! - September 10, 2008, 12:24 am, #20140
South African Rand! Represent!


DISCLAIMER - WHO SAYS MONEY DON'T GROW ON TREES




LOVE HURTS -


TAGS: johnny cash sriracha
Rating: 4.88/5

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GaryO - September 30, 2012, 10:42 pm, #239590
Huh, didn’t think the Cash family would be so…well, a***.
CloudchaserS - September 30, 2012, 10:18 pm, #239587
At one point, the makers of Preparation H actually did want to use the song in a commercial but the Cash family declined because they felt it would be demeaning to a song about falling in love.
GaryO - September 30, 2012, 5:06 pm, #239580
Sorry, rerun, but……now, when fire is goin’ thru yer inards, a mighty fine song will be goin’ thru yer mind…yer welcome
rerun - September 30, 2012, 4:30 pm, #239578

d*** you Gary, I will never listen to this song again without thinking of this.
Bolverk3778 - September 30, 2012, 4:30 pm, #239577
Some one has been reading to much Rogue Warrior!!
GaryO - September 30, 2012, 1:43 pm, #239570
I take it the experience is shared…..thanks my fiery friends
Greeny - September 30, 2012, 12:58 pm, #239567
C'mon Icecream!!!
ughomer - September 30, 2012, 12:58 pm, #239566
5 Preparation L's for this one, GaryO!!
spacedog - September 30, 2012, 12:56 pm, #239565
Five Mariachi trumpets... or was that tacos. :P


I KEEP MY -




Cash in the Dark -


TAGS: verizon ge corporations taxes cash
Rating: 5/5

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spacedog - October 21, 2013, 6:56 pm, #250533
...tickledown economy... :)
EmilioDumphque - October 21, 2013, 4:03 am, #250524
Welfare fraud isn't what most people think!


Lead By Egsample -


TAGS: rong werd educashun dumbfock 2 1 6
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - July 1, 2014, 8:31 am, #255552
Being a native Oregonian, I can say with confidence, that sign is a marked improvement over the initial ‘We be Bosses of Teachers 'n Shyt’
Oldsod - July 1, 2014, 6:26 am, #255546
No...those that can, do; those who could, teach; those who can't become educrats.


Life's Poker -




BAH HUMBUG -


TAGS: mall shopping cashier housewares williamsonoma
Rating: 5/5

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maoworks2 - December 24, 2013, 4:08 pm, #251705
All Will Pass, Chin Up Mate.


A BOY NAMED SUE -


TAGS: johnny cash
Rating: 4.78/5

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forseti - September 23, 2010, 7:04 pm, #195185
5L! And another 5L and a comment from DLM4 in 3, 2, ...
crankyhead - September 23, 2010, 7:00 pm, #195183
I made a vow to the moon and stars that I'd search the honkytonks and bars and kill the man who gave me that awful name. Nice work RL
Faceplant31 - September 23, 2010, 6:39 pm, #195176
5L


Holiday Retail Madness -




MONEY - If there's no immediate solution to be found, there's always money to be made in prolonging the problem.


TAGS: cash money
Rating: 3.62/5

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PLAUSIBLE DENIAL -




YEP. IT'S TIME, - to tap into the federal reserves of Morgan Freeman




EXPENSIVE - Expensive. But worth it!




JOHNNY CASH - What is Truth?


TAGS: cash
Rating: 1.83/5

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