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Cash Demotivational Poster

JOHNNY CASH HOLDING A KITTEN. - Behold the only man who can be a bad ass, christian, country, rock star, kitten lover!

TAGS: johnny cash holding a kitten
Rating: 4.55/5

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CloudchaserS - February 19, 2013, 4:59 am
I also like Ring Of Fire, both the original and the very well done speed metal version by Acid Drinkers.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 19, 2013, 3:23 am
Not really but I do sing okay.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 19, 2013, 3:21 am
Like someone once said misery breeds creativity. Nothing great has ever came from anyone who was too happy.
Silverheart - February 19, 2013, 2:28 am
We like a lot of the same music. You play?
MissPriss - February 19, 2013, 2:21 am
Down down down in a burning ring of fire...Anusol can fix that, now on sale at your local pharmacy and Walmart stores. Couldn't resist...yep John was a badass but he went through a lot and over came alot too, and that's what made his music so real.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 19, 2013, 1:01 am
Ha,ha,ha that's one sad / funny song. My favorite Johnny song is "When The Man Comes Around" that song kicks a**.
CloudchaserS - February 19, 2013, 12:39 am
I remember a British music magazine doing a list of the 100 greatest song parts. #1 was "My name is Sue! How do you do! Now you gonna die!"
nicholsjoshua15 - February 18, 2013, 11:53 pm
I don't like country music either, most of it is just too one dimensional for me, but Johnny was great. Johnny is right up there with The Doors, R.E.M., Nirvana, and Smashing Pumpkins as the best ever(in my opinion)!
Silverheart - February 18, 2013, 11:00 pm
This is much better. I don't like a lot of country music, but Johnny Cash is great. True American bad-ass.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 18, 2013, 9:59 pm
He was a drug addict, but he stopped and became an anti drug advocate.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 18, 2013, 9:58 pm
I was gonna do "Your Argument Is Invalid", but I decided to give credit where credit is due.
Silverheart - February 18, 2013, 9:38 pm
At least it wasnt another of those 'your argument is invalid' posters.
PapaFox - February 18, 2013, 9:31 pm
And drug addict.

JOHNNY CASH - The Original Greybeard Not dead, just picking chicks up in Reno.

TAGS: johnny cash greybeard reno
Rating: 4.77/5

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GreyScorpion - September 14, 2010, 9:49 pm
so it appears 92754
agdaniele - September 14, 2010, 8:24 pm
Picking up chicks in Reno isn't that impressive... trust me.
DLM4 - September 14, 2010, 11:44 am
glad to see someone giving Johnny his well deserved respect, 5 trips to folsom to you

Man in Black -

TAGS: johnny cash rebel
Rating: 4.92/5

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EmilioDumphque - June 20, 2013, 11:59 am
?? I wear white for the same reason. (and it's cooler in summer)
Reality Lord - June 19, 2013, 4:41 pm

real real nice bob....strong 5l from me

MONEY IS THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL - I will save you from evil, my children. Send me all your evil money. Preacher Man will save your souls.

TAGS: amen and hallelujah cash or money orders only
Rating: 2.08/5

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EvilGod - May 25, 2013, 11:45 pm
The quote is "The love of money is the root of all evil". You still make a valid point though.
falloutghoul - September 22, 2011, 8:02 pm
twistedone - February 10, 2010, 11:36 am
The second root of all evil: RELIGION!!! it's total and complete bull****!!!

OBI-WAN KENOBI - He might be a Jedi master, but he totally sucks at "Cash Cab"

TAGS: cash cab
Rating: 3.21/5

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To All Customers -

TAGS: shopping holidays black friday retail clerks cashiers
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - November 26, 2015, 8:40 am
soldier on, cynic....this too shall pass
JesusWept - November 26, 2015, 8:08 am
Haha very nice. L L L L L

TOYOTA - Just like the vehicles, the jokes are not stopping.

TAGS: toyota bet that cash for clunkers seemed like a good idea now ja****ses
Rating: 3.71/5

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Derek - March 11, 2010, 1:11 am
Looks like you found a solution there though
ICEMAN - March 10, 2010, 10:58 pm


TAGS: cashier register tupac eminem 50 cents
Rating: 3.33/5

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Derek - October 11, 2011, 12:37 am
From the look of what's in stock, you could be waiting a while, thank goodness.

BITCH - Betta Have My Money!

TAGS: b**** dog better have my money cash
Rating: 2.07/5

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Krissie - August 22, 2009, 10:00 pm
LMFAO, WTF!!!! that was a great comment....
WTF - June 19, 2009, 11:44 am
Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a b****?
yeah! - September 10, 2008, 12:24 am
South African Rand! Represent!



TAGS: johnny cash sriracha
Rating: 4.88/5

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GaryO - September 30, 2012, 10:42 pm
Huh, didn’t think the Cash family would be so…well, a***.
CloudchaserS - September 30, 2012, 10:18 pm
At one point, the makers of Preparation H actually did want to use the song in a commercial but the Cash family declined because they felt it would be demeaning to a song about falling in love.
GaryO - September 30, 2012, 5:06 pm
Sorry, rerun, but……now, when fire is goin’ thru yer inards, a mighty fine song will be goin’ thru yer mind…yer welcome
rerun - September 30, 2012, 4:30 pm

d*** you Gary, I will never listen to this song again without thinking of this.
Bolverk3778 - September 30, 2012, 4:30 pm
Some one has been reading to much Rogue Warrior!!
GaryO - September 30, 2012, 1:43 pm
I take it the experience is shared…..thanks my fiery friends
Greeny - September 30, 2012, 12:58 pm
C'mon Icecream!!!
ughomer - September 30, 2012, 12:58 pm
5 Preparation L's for this one, GaryO!!
spacedog - September 30, 2012, 12:56 pm
Five Mariachi trumpets... or was that tacos. :P


Cash in the Dark -

TAGS: verizon ge corporations taxes cash
Rating: 5/5

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spacedog - October 21, 2013, 6:56 pm
...tickledown economy... :)
EmilioDumphque - October 21, 2013, 4:03 am
Welfare fraud isn't what most people think!

Lead By Egsample -

TAGS: rong werd educashun dumbfock 2 1 6
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - July 1, 2014, 8:31 am
Being a native Oregonian, I can say with confidence, that sign is a marked improvement over the initial ‘We be Bosses of Teachers 'n Shyt’
Oldsod - July 1, 2014, 6:26 am
No...those that can, do; those who could, teach; those who can't become educrats.

Life's Poker -


TAGS: mall shopping cashier housewares williamsonoma
Rating: 5/5

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maoworks2 - December 24, 2013, 4:08 pm
All Will Pass, Chin Up Mate.


TAGS: johnny cash
Rating: 4.78/5

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forseti - September 23, 2010, 7:04 pm
5L! And another 5L and a comment from DLM4 in 3, 2, ...
crankyhead - September 23, 2010, 7:00 pm
I made a vow to the moon and stars that I'd search the honkytonks and bars and kill the man who gave me that awful name. Nice work RL
Faceplant31 - September 23, 2010, 6:39 pm

Holiday Retail Madness -

MONEY - If there's no immediate solution to be found, there's always money to be made in prolonging the problem.

TAGS: cash money
Rating: 3.62/5

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YEP. IT'S TIME, - to tap into the federal reserves of Morgan Freeman

EXPENSIVE - Expensive. But worth it!

JOHNNY CASH - What is Truth?

TAGS: cash
Rating: 1.83/5

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Retail Life -